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shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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naoren:

Okay but

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You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

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buggedbuggybug:

fluffykins0801:

Behold!
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The new king is born!

I tried to scroll past…

cancerlicious:

lowblood grub trolls

highblood trolls here

siggymcpissyface:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

This fucking scene man. 

toastyhat:

Sugar Crash

Sweeter than candy on a stickHuckleberry, cherry, or lime

toastyhat:


Sugar Crash

Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, cherry, or lime

ludicrouscupcake:

This is literally breathtaking.

hooo leeee baalllsss.

sandandglass:

[dying]

mercurykiss:

scienceyounerd:

ok ok but just imagine

it’s april fools

john is pranking his dad

he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats

and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like

refuses to be fazed

so he puts on one of the joke hats like

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“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”

i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?

binart:

DON’T SASS ME BOY.

can we just appreciate the fact that this was an actual thing that happened in the comic

dad was so great

tiareveronique:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

annieskywalker:

Barack Obama Tweets About Jay-Z & Beyoncé (x)

At the fundraiser, Obama said he and Jay Z have a lot in common: “We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are.”

legit

AND OUR WIVES ARE MORE POPULAR THAN WE ARE

Can we just take a minute here…